With the recent announcement of the new Baja Blast alcoholic seltzer, I am writing as a concerned customer. 

    At the end of an evening out, after my 5th or 6th “Beefy 5 Layer Burrito” or a second or third “Crunchwrap Supreme”- it has come to my attention that the alcohol added to this delicious new Mountain Dew flavored genius beverage will inevitably cause more than the normal amount of post Taco Bell heartburn. 

   Normally, the minty magic or surprisingly accurate “Smoothie” flavor presented by TUMS absolutely hits the spot in these situations- providing reliable releif in minutes. However, In this circumstance, It’s just not the flavor combo to finish off the 3 am Taco Bell binge. 

The solution? 

A team up of flavor. 

    Tums and Taco Bell- hold on to your hats because I would like to humbly suggest it’s time to introduce:

 “Tums: Baja Blast- Rapid Releif”. 

It will provide a new way to settle the aftermath of the 2 am Taco Bell cravings for anyone over the age of 25. 

Sincerely- 

   A Taco Bell induced acid reflux victim. 

P.S. 
 The world may not be ready for it but I’m also down for: “TUMS: Doritos Nacho Cheese Flavor” 

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