Since the dawn of man, never has a naughtier boy been known than Lucas Andrew Pickens. Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines naughty as "(1) guilty of disobedience or misbehavior" or  "(2) lacking in taste or propriety." This naughtiness has been shown through his typecasting in morally bankrupt characters such as Lucas Beinike and Elwood Pickens Dowd. As for the lacking of taste or propriety, well, you've heard him tell the bee joke. 

It is an injustice, nay, a travesty, that this naughtiness is not portrayed in any RDC playbill. It is a necessity, nay, a moral imperative that those with the power to make a change do so before it is too late. Please, Trevor, we ask, nay, beg of you to change his name in the playbill to Lucas "Naughty Boy" Pickens.

In summation, if you bear any love in your hearts for any of us, or if you're still mad at him for saying "you" at the end of every 'Unique New York,' you will do what needs to be done.