make a kentucky fried chicken religion

make a kentucky fried chicken religion

The Issue

there has long been a void gap in our lives as our comrades in Kentucky suffered without the religion and possible government they created, we must retrieve the flag of colonel sanders and march to the white house where we plant the flag! to do so we must 

  1.  muster an army the size oppressive to the united states military 
  2. form a navy larger than any in the world
  3. write the holy text of colonel sanders here is a rough draft https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q5m7QkLvYyQU_5VbuBJHByLh-Beg5J6l7oZBi95IC38/edit?usp=sharing 
  4. create the banner and government for the world to honour 

 if the leaders of the world do not accept us we shall do what is necessary.

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The Issue

there has long been a void gap in our lives as our comrades in Kentucky suffered without the religion and possible government they created, we must retrieve the flag of colonel sanders and march to the white house where we plant the flag! to do so we must 

  1.  muster an army the size oppressive to the united states military 
  2. form a navy larger than any in the world
  3. write the holy text of colonel sanders here is a rough draft https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q5m7QkLvYyQU_5VbuBJHByLh-Beg5J6l7oZBi95IC38/edit?usp=sharing 
  4. create the banner and government for the world to honour 

 if the leaders of the world do not accept us we shall do what is necessary.

The Decision Makers

Bernie Sanders
Former U.S. Senator
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump
Former President of the United States
Hillary Clinton
Former Secretary of State

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Petition created on February 20, 2019