HELLO HUMANS!!! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!! IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE TOWN OF SNOWDIN NEEDS A SLOGAN. SO AS THE NEWLY-PROCLAIMED CAPTAIN  OF THE ROYAL GUARD (CURRENTLY 1 MEMBER), I WILL BE THE FIRST TO OFFER A SOLUTION. JOIN ME IN MY CAMPAIGN TO CHANGE THE SLOGAN TO "SNOWDIN: HOME OF PAPYRUS" AND I'LL MAKE YOU SOME OF FAMED SPAGHETTI!

FAREWELL HUMANS,

PAPYRUS (A VERY COOL DUDE)