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Our nation is in a stalemate today. The biggest most important challenge and decision this nation faces today is choosing the right FTII chairman (or left, rather). The future of our nation depends on future of FTII or Film and television institute of India, the premier education institute that is responsible for the amazing quality of Bollywood cinema that we all revere.

The current chairman, Mr Chouhan, whose only claim to fame is a role as Yudhishter in a TV series that just happened to be one of the epicest series on TV. He did not do any better roles after that. Totally not the fault of Film and TV fraternity that stereotypes actors so much, the career of pretty much EVERY actor in probably the most iconic TV series in India, ended after that.

 

Bollywood needs a free liberal FTII so FTII can continue to satiate Bollywood's hunger for unemployable trained talent that it can keep unemployed forever till someone in South of Vindhyas gives them a break, all the while it launches the least talented sons and daughters of famous actors and producers instead (In movies with scripts from South of Vindhyas). AND then not stop launching them till they learn to act on the the job (or move to US).

Left Liberal ecosystem needs a free liberal FTII so they can continue supporting social causes and craft cinema around human suffering, make cinema a reflection of the society or atleast have us believe that while they sell poverty or downright weirdness, get donations in dollars flowing in, some awards-for-great-indian-poverty-show here and there but more importantly completely eliminating any chance of churning out any entertaining cinema even by accident. Entertaining cinema? WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED FUCKS DO THAT?! Not in our beloved revered FTII, no sir.

India needs FTII so Gov can spend 12Lacs per year per student on FTII students while it spends 6 Lacs per year to train doctors (which are not really even required as common sense would tell you). Imagine the kind of bad cinema we would get if those 12 Lacs are not spent well.  Imagine something worse than Bollywood, imagine news hour crossed with Biggboss? Suicidal? Bad-er Cinema or lesser Doctors? Has the choice ever been clearer?

FTII needs a free, liberal, competent Chairman with a prolific record of drama. Someone who has revolutionized drama and theatrics.

FTII needs a savior. In a shining muffler.

Thus. I propose.

KEJRIWAL FOR FTII CHAIRMAN.

Ladies and gentleman, Kejriwal has completely changed the definition of theatrics and drama. He has essayed more roles in last 3 years than every FTII alumni combined. He has perfected making audience relate to his sometimes angry, sometimes clownish but mostly victimized characters, he creates scenes out of thin air, makes villains and heroes out of completely unsuspecting people, sometimes even imaginary ones. He has mastered playing the hardest characters, especially that of a poor helpless victim, then transforming into Robinhood the very next moment, then Xena the warrior princess who can save humanity with a jhadu then the hardest character of them all, AAM AADMI. 

Our man changed governments (just by playing poor hapless victim), brainwashed masses (who didn't even have brains) (just by playing poor hapless victim), sky rocketed TRPs of channels and ad revenues of radio and TV channels (just by playing poor hapless victim), and got a lot of pictures of himself clicked 24/7, from scandalizing yoga positions to sleeping on road and railway platforms to getting out of an auto (what a humble man sir salute!)....all this purely on the basis of his what?

Yes! Of his drama and theatrical skills.

Each performance sending a collective sigh through crowds making them shake their heads in awe, wet their eyes, clap slowly and go "Awww, kitnaaaaa simple aadmi hai ye, atleast he is doing something, bhagwan hamare Arvind ko salamat rakhna" (all by just playing poor...yes correct). 

Do I need to speak more? You know what to do. KEJRIWAL IS THE FINEST THEATER ACTOR OF OUR TIMES AND SHOULD BE THE CHAIRMAN OF FTII. 

SIGN THIS PETITION AND SPREAD THE WORD AND LET'S FORCE MR MODI. JAI HIND.

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