To Get The Seven Intellectual Dwarves to Move Out Of Exeter

Whereas, seven former Exeter Supervisors, Joe Staub, Jeff Anderton, Greg Galtere, Jack Piho, Dave Speece, Vinny Biancone, and Daron O’Donald, (heretofore known as the Seven Intellectual Dwarves) have proven themselves to be supercilious, fatuous tw@ts by starting an idiot’s petition to get a duly elected Exeter Supervisor to resign because he’s a great big meanie, 

Whereas, we the undersigned expect that said tw@ts are as dumb as the day is long and have no concept of reality

Whereas, they have spoken down to the people of Exeter, telling us that only THEY know how to govern, and stated in the petition that “We understand that the typical resident is not well-informed”

Whereas, they’ve proven themselves to be emotionally fragile children

Whereas, they are the ones who have done the actual damage to our township by continually throwing good money after bad in pursuit of cheap golf for themselves and their cronies

Whereas, the Seven Intellectual Dwarves all live in glass houses

Whereas, they cannot see the forest for the trees

Whereas, they refuse any personal responsibility for criminally wasteful actions taken while they were Supervisors

Whereas, they have suborned fraud by allowing weddings disguised as “golf outings” to be held for the politically connected

Whereas, lies were concocted to hide these actions

Whereas, they were forced to resign in disgrace because of the fraud,

Whereas, at least one more of them SHOULD have resigned for the same reason,

Whereas, they have no moral high ground on which to stand….

We, the people of Exeter Township call upon said tw@ts to move out of our lovely township, as we don’t like being spoken down to by people who think they are better than us, who think that ONLY THEY can govern our township, and because of those two facts, show themselves to be authoritarian thugs who cannot accept that there might be more than one way to do things.