Look. 

These are the facts imma spit ‘em as I see ‘em. 

Tuck Duck N Fuck is superior to Stop Drop N Roll in every aspect of the phrase and ought to replace our outdated bullshit. 

Why is this important and why does this petition deserve my signature? 

I’m so glad you asked. Listen. If u can tuck, and u can duck, u can fuck. Or else u suck. Haha. 

Heres some quotes from people who support my movement:

“Can I make the posters that they put up in the schools with that phrase?”

Yes Madison. Yes you sure as shit can. 

Editor’s Note: U don’t understand I set this up so it’s one of my aliases pressuring the other one to make this change happen it’s literally got a 100% SUCCess rate (laughing my fucking ass off) sign it