This may seem like a bad gag written up by a disgruntled and privileged college student, but I assure you that this cause is just and noble and motivated by a disgruntled and somewhat privileged regular person.

A couple of weeks ago, I attempted to log in to my Tinder account and was presented with an error notice (error 40303)and was unable to log in. This problem persisted so I did what any internet-saving dating site nut would do: I googled the error code.

I found that I had been banned from Tinder for violating their terms and conditions without so much as a warning or slap on the wrist. I promptly tried to get in touch with Tinder to ask exactly what I had violated and their response was: "Uhhh the terms and conditions, duh."

I believe myself to have been unjustly and unfairly tried by Tinder and I am seeking full reinstatement of my account along with better investigation/conflict resolution from the site in the future for others who have been unfairly shunned. 

Let me have my Tinder back. I don't really care either way, but it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter.