Tell Sarah Tuttle-Singer to share more of her thoughts/ideas. Cuz we have Writer's Block.
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So the Daily Freier is suffering from Writer's Block. Bigly. We've tried everything, even showing up at a Secret Tel Aviv job fair totally baked, but Jonny saw us and (very politely) asked us to leave. Anyhoo, where were we? Oh yeah, our case of writer's block. And, yada yada yada, Sarah Tuttle-Singer! You see, while some petitions seek to shut Sarah down, or shut down the people who want to shut her down, or umm... something about her hair style?....our petition wants Sarah to share MORE. We want Sarah to share more than a vegan cross-fit enthusiast who trades Bitcoin. We want Sarah to share more than your friend who wants to tell you all about his/her/preferred pronoun's latest juice cleanse. Because we are all out of story ideas this week. And even though you people were less than helpful with our previous petitions trying to reinstate Oren Hazan (again, writer's block) and trying to get ourselves banned from Israel's school curriculum (really!), we hold out hope that you, our reading public will do us a solid.
Do it for us. Do it for her Arab cab driver who listens to Carlebach. Do it for the vegan Chabadnik who never lets her win at Shesh-Besh. Do it for the totally chill lesbian off-the-derech couple who always let her use the bathroom in their makolet when she's walking home from Crave. Do it for The Gay Mizrahi truck driver who always sells the best pomegranates.
So please send the following message: "Help us Obi Tuttle-Kenobi, you're our only hope."
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