Tell the Knesset to end Oren Hazan's suspension NOW!
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We hereby demand that the Knesset reinstate MK Oren Hazan, immediately and unconditionally. Why? Because we are trying to run a humor site over here, and Oren is the greatest cure to writer's block since Yair Netanyahu stopped inviting us out to the clubs.
Without Oren Hazan around, who is going to wave a tasty Tortit brand chocolate bar in Aymen Odeh's face? Nobody, that's who.
Without Mr. Hazan, who is going to cluck like a chicken during an argument with Ahmed Tibi? Huh?
Not to mention the fact that this suspension is putting at risk the Knesset's greatest "Fun Couple": Oren and Hanin Zoabi. Without Mr. Hazan around, nobody knows what Ms. Zoabi will do next. Actually, we have an idea. But it's nuts.
Bottom Line: The Knesset needs to reinstate Mr. Hazan, so the Daily Freier can go back to writing stories that really just write themselves.
So write to firstname.lastname@example.org today, and tell them to bring back Oren now!
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