It's time to bring this dangerous bully down to size with a bit of humour and harmless public humiliation. I call on Theresa May to make it a condition of Donald Trump's presence in the UK that he is NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR trousers, shorts, kilt, sarong, or any other garment covering underwear below his ample waist. I am available for arbitration on the matter. I am not a cruel man, so the Donald is of course welcome to wear as many down jackets etc as he likes when it's a bit parky; however, they must not accident or by design significantly obscure the underwear he is wearing. No special knee-length-or-more-type underwear malarky neither, we didn't come down from the Isle O' Skye in a banana boat. C'mon Tezza! You know this hate-preacher should, according to the rules, be banned from UK visits anyway; my solution lets him off lightly!