Below is my very angry response to this Male Automaton's email... Basically, this idiot has gone back on his word to place me on the New Enterprise Allowance Scheme. He sent me a rather rude email and I just saw red and hit back with what you will read below! WARNING: CONTAINS ANGRY EXPRESSIONS THAT MAY CAUSE OFFENCE. Dear Male Automaton, You may be pleased to know that attended the 40+ Programme Reed initiative earlier this morning (as promised), 10:40. I spoke with a young woman called XXXX XXXXX representing the 40+ Programme, and upon mentioning that I was on my way to being self-employed she wondered why you felt compelled to refer me to this initiative. Ms. XXXXX said that it is customary to refer people to the New Enterprise Allowance Scheme if they express a wish to be self-employed. As for “misleading you”… No, you definitely mislead me by stating very clearly that you were happy to refer me to the NEA as long as the providers are okay with it. So, you are a bullshitter and a dirty liar! You do not make any sense at all… You know I am working towards self-employment (XXXX) yet you placed me on a job programme for over 40s. That’s stupid! The NEA matter is not closed; I will be taking up the issue with someone who is able to make sense! I told you, I caught one of your colleagues - Tricky Vicky - lying about various aspects of being my (former) "work coach" and that the Queen of Engineered sanctions sabotaged my NEA placement by feeding me misinformation, so I wouldn't take anything she says seriously. In fact, you shouldn't take anything your colleagues say seriously period! Again, I keep winning my tribunals because you people are demented and can't tell your assholes from your mouths and the complete and utter shit that comes from them! I have called you out and you are indeed a bullshit artist like the rest of them. I want to see legislation that I can’t do the NEA. I want to know what you told the NEA provider word for word on this matter. Also, you made bullshit claims about the 40+ Programme and "consequences" only for me to find out this morning that the programme is voluntary! I have no regard for you whatsoever as you clearly have none for me. You fucking retarded asshole! Your thought process is as fucked up as your grammar! Don't ever write to me in that tone again! You lot think because you sit behind a desk with the bogus title of a "work coach" - a position of which none of you are clearly qualified for - you can play with my life??? You think you can talk down to me??? THINK AGAIN!!! Look, like it or not, YOU WORK FOR ME!!! AND WHEN I TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME YOU HAD BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!! Blue Gene