Chop Chop: Boris Johnson Really Needs A Haircut
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Britain is going through a very serious, and very challenging period. Not only are we dealing with the shambles of Brexit, the lie of austerity, and a crisis in our social care, housing and health service, but our Foreign Secretary seems hell-bent on looking like a drunken dosser.
These are very serious times, and it is high-time that Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson began to look as though he was taking things seriously.
Yes Boris, we get it, through your shambolic hairdo, you want to portray an eccentric individuality and "quirkiness." Bravo.
But now is not the appropriate time to act like a melon. For the sake of Queen and country, just go and get your haircut, stand up straight, and show a tiny bit of respect to the British public. There is no longer an appetite to sit giggling at an infantile oaf.
You represent our country around the globe, and you look like you've just woken up. In a bin. I imagine there's a dirty johnny in that wig of yours, behind your ear.
Come on Boris. Get down the barbers, tidy it up, and let's make Britain GREAT again. (You'll probably get it through on expenses as well.) CHOP CHOP Boris.
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