Well, through My life I have felt a strange connection to guac. Because of that I feel that we need to give guac the appreciation it deserves. Saying “green” is highly offensive to me because it delegitimizes affection for guac, saying green is unfair to me. Instead I would like to change the name to guac, if you can’t do that atleast refrain from saying THAT word. Don’t think of this as a completely outrageous proposal because the color orange was named after the fruit and the color purple was named after the vegetable �. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to listen to my plea, I really hope that we can make a difference together. #guacisthenewgreen #makeamericaguacagain #imwithguac #yokoonokilledjohnlennon