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Give Matt Walsh the Titular Line in a Star Wars Movie

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Matt Walsh is the celebrated actor, director, comedian, writer and founding member of the Upright Citizen's Brigade comedy troupe, whose roles in such shows as "Veep" have earned him multiple Emmy Award nominations. In spite of a very successful and storied career however, there is one role that he has absolutely been destined for and that is to be a stowaway on the Millennium falcon in a Star Wars film, as mentioned in the above scene from the hilarious Upright Citizen's Brigade sketch show.

While it would be fantastic for him to have the line, "Ah boy... I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars..." I'm sure he would settle for some other line, such as "whoa... It looks like The Force Awakens," or even "She's...the last Jedi..." or maybe he could even walk by in the Han Solo movie and say something like, “I’m going Solo...” Whatever it is that the Star Wars people pick for him I'm sure would be a very valuable addition to their film franchise.

Matt Walsh has enthusiastically expressed his interest and availability for the role on twitter: and Star Wars fans and UCB fans agree he would make a very welcome addition to the Star Wars universe.

So what are you waiting for Disney? Make this happen. Put Matt Walsh in a Star Wars film!

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