We, the undersigned, will so totally NOT be cool with the writers and/or directors of AMC's The Walking Dead killing off the character of Daryl Dixon (as portrayed by Norman Mark Reedus) for any reason whatsoever. If Mr. Reedus should choose to leave the show, we demand that his character be transformed into a unicorn with a crossbow where its horn should be, rather than killed off. If our demands are not met, we will cease watching your program and will totally tell all of our friends that you suck. The End.