Mr. Rowe Ruler of Earth

The Issue

I want the United Nations to promote Zionsville Project Lead The Way teacher, Terry Rowe, to the title: His Supreme Majesty of The Planet Earth. Mr. Rowe is the best person to ever set foot on Earth, no one is arguing that. The true reason Mr. Rowe should be awarded this title is because, with so much fighting in the world, we all need a little Terry Rowe charm. Just imagine, feul efficient moustraps running on elastic potential energy rather than fossil feuls. Sturdy paper buildings being able to hold up to 60 textbooks! Or, bridges made of wooden sticks and overkill amounts of glue making our travel safer. All of these solutions to international problems and more can all be accomplished by Terry Rowe. Plus, who wouldn't want to bow down to Mr. freakin Rowe!?

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The Issue

I want the United Nations to promote Zionsville Project Lead The Way teacher, Terry Rowe, to the title: His Supreme Majesty of The Planet Earth. Mr. Rowe is the best person to ever set foot on Earth, no one is arguing that. The true reason Mr. Rowe should be awarded this title is because, with so much fighting in the world, we all need a little Terry Rowe charm. Just imagine, feul efficient moustraps running on elastic potential energy rather than fossil feuls. Sturdy paper buildings being able to hold up to 60 textbooks! Or, bridges made of wooden sticks and overkill amounts of glue making our travel safer. All of these solutions to international problems and more can all be accomplished by Terry Rowe. Plus, who wouldn't want to bow down to Mr. freakin Rowe!?

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Petition created on December 9, 2014