There I was, in the middle of the night, trying to text a very special person an emoji of a brown foot to illustrate the phenomena of a flip-flop-tan, when I realized that there are no foot emojis! This is an outrage! How are we supposed to talk about feet without the proper emojis in place for us to express ourselves.

I believe mankind will not be able to take a next step (oh yes, pun intended!) towards completely communicating with emojis without our feet being represented on our keyboards.

Think of all the times you have been alone and confused, scrolling for hours back n forth without finding a foot for you to express your deepest desires. This can no longer stand!(hupp, another pun!)

I hope this petition reaches the elitist scum at The Unicode Consortium (Unicode.org) so that this travesty will come to an end. Who's with us?