Bring Love Island's Maura Higgins in to sort out Brexit

Bring Love Island's Maura Higgins in to sort out Brexit

The Issue

Brexit is in disarray... and the clock is ticking towards the 31 October deadline. So far, the UK government has failed to deliver on their promises, achieve cross-party support or establish a plan for a potential no deal.

In other words, it's all going tits up. 

We believe there is only one woman up for the job: Love Island's Maura Higgins. 

This ring girl and model takes no sh*t, cuts through the crap and knows how to put people in their place. Since the last few nights' thrilling episodes, she's taken the country by storm and become everyone's favourite contestant. Putting Tom (see ya) in the dog house when he needed it shows the kind of assurance and capability not possessed by any of our elected officials. If she can sort out the drama on one island, who's to say she can't sort out the drama on ours! 

We're sure that if anyone can sort out Brexit, Maura can. Besides, Love Island and UK politics have loads in common: one is a group of adults bickering like children, bitching behind each others' backs, making promises they can't keep and their relationships being scrutinised in the press... and the other is Love Island! 

Who can sort out the Irish backstop? Maura can. 
Who can gain support from party MPs? Maura can.
Who can save the UK from a no deal Brexit? Maura can!

Join us in calling for the UK Government to bring Maura Higgins (once she's left the Island, of course) in to Westminster to deliver Brexit and give them a piece of her mind! 

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The Issue

Brexit is in disarray... and the clock is ticking towards the 31 October deadline. So far, the UK government has failed to deliver on their promises, achieve cross-party support or establish a plan for a potential no deal.

In other words, it's all going tits up. 

We believe there is only one woman up for the job: Love Island's Maura Higgins. 

This ring girl and model takes no sh*t, cuts through the crap and knows how to put people in their place. Since the last few nights' thrilling episodes, she's taken the country by storm and become everyone's favourite contestant. Putting Tom (see ya) in the dog house when he needed it shows the kind of assurance and capability not possessed by any of our elected officials. If she can sort out the drama on one island, who's to say she can't sort out the drama on ours! 

We're sure that if anyone can sort out Brexit, Maura can. Besides, Love Island and UK politics have loads in common: one is a group of adults bickering like children, bitching behind each others' backs, making promises they can't keep and their relationships being scrutinised in the press... and the other is Love Island! 

Who can sort out the Irish backstop? Maura can. 
Who can gain support from party MPs? Maura can.
Who can save the UK from a no deal Brexit? Maura can!

Join us in calling for the UK Government to bring Maura Higgins (once she's left the Island, of course) in to Westminster to deliver Brexit and give them a piece of her mind! 

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Theresa May MP
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the Conservative Party

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Petition created on 28 June 2019