I'm going to be blunt. I'm not from Turkey. I have no connection to Turkey. I'm no national animal enthusiast or some radical revolutionary. I'm just a man who sees an opportunity that has been tragically missed. I'm a man with a commitment to the bit. If you're going to name your country after an animal, you should go the full way, and make your national animal that same animal. It's not rocket science. I mean, look at Turkey's current national animal: goo.gl/KFcxW3. Come on Turkey. You can do better than this. I believe in you. Let's make Turkey's national animal a Turkey.