Apparently PH Fat is having trouble in his process of getting a gig at splashy fen, and since he is an awesome dj, it is a shame and a tragedy that he should be treated this way and denied the opportunity to give the gift of his music. Lets let the organizers of Splashy fen that they have made a terrible mistake. It is common knowledge that PHfat is the most influential South African just above Nelson Mandela and below Jack Parrow, and so to deny his presence at Splashy fen would be a spit in the face of every citizen in attendance. 

“Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.”- PHfat

"And on the seventh day, Phfat created the earth and all the techno bangers in it" -Psalms 4:20

“Music is … A higher revelation than all Wisdom & Philosophy” - PHfat

“A man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine picture every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul.” - PHfat

"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." - PHfat

"Not all those who wander are lost"- PHfat

"Fall down seven times, get up 10, and leave them thinking how the fuck you got up 3 more times than you fell down"- Phfat

So brothers, we need to bind together and accept the second coming of Jesus aka PHfat and get into Splashy!!!!!