David Bowie was nothing like the rest of us.

He was something else entirely.

 

He was Ziggy Stardust.

He was Alladin Sane.

He was The Thin White Duke.

He was The Man Who Sold the World.

He was the Man Who Fell to Earth.

He was the Outsider.

He was The Starman.

He was someone who impacted all of our lives.

 

He was David Bowie.

 

This being who graced us with his presence has now unfortunately passed on.

To properly send him off we must return him to his home.

Therefore I say we petition the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) to send his remains back to the stars, back to where they originated.

The Stars are the only fitting final resting place for a being like David Bowie.

NASA, please consider sending The Starman home.

 

"There's a starman waiting in the sky. 

He'd like to come and meet us.

But he thinks he'd blow our minds."