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Award David Freeburg the title of Madison's Favorite Visionary of 2015

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PETITION TO CONVINCE THE ISTHMUS (NEWSPAPER)

TO AWARD DAVID FREEBURG

MADISON’S FAVORITE VISIONARY 2015


We the people of Madison Wisconsin, in order to form a more perfect Isthmus, do so humbly request King / Producer in Chief of The Isthmus Jeff Haupt, to formally establish High Flyin’ David “Local Hero” Freeburg as Madison’s Favorite Visionary of 2015 based on his tremendous contributions and efforts in establishing himself as such.

We hold this truth to be self-evident, that removing the centuries long tradition of a “Favorite Visionary” category in the two thousand and fifteenth year of Our Lord, is in direct conflict with the pursuit of happiness for all future visionary hopefuls, but mainly David Freeburg in 2015.

Former Favorite Visionary, Dave Cieslwicz, envisioned a Madison with an improved Beltline highway, more affordable housing, and better bike lanes. When you look around today not only were all those visions possible, but they’re being done.

Which makes envisioning them not all that impressive.

David Freeburg envisions a Madison with a river of Lava that flows into Wingra which is also Lava! Pretty cool, huh?
David Freeburg envisions a Madison where not only does everyone have a job, they have 3.
David Freeburg envisions a Madison where Concert on the Square Presents: A FULL Beatles Reunion!

And by supporting this Petition, under the watchful eyes of Divine Providence, We mutually pledge to High Flyin’ David “Local Hero” Freeburg our Lives, our Fortunes and our Girlfriends.



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