Problem
We all know that Trippie Redd is a Martian. By looking at his face, his dreads, his grill, everything screams “I’m a Martian!” I propose for the good of the human race and for the good of whatever species Trippie is, that we send him back home to Mars, where he belongs.

Solution
Every country in the world will choose two representatives to come to a launch site where we, as a united people, will send Trippie home on a large spaceship.

Personal story
I’ve always known something was wrong with Trippie, and after a great deal of research I’ve come to the conclusion that he is, in fact, a Martian. In the song “Dark Knight Dummo”, you can hear him murmur “Trippie go home” in the background. I refuse to let his calls go unanswered. Don’t worry Trippie, you’ll be safe and sound soon.