Televise All of Chris Chan's Court Appearances

Televise All of Chris Chan's Court Appearances

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Christine Weston Chandler, 39, of Ruckersville, was arrested by Henrico County Police on Sunday, August 1, 2021, on charges that he committed unnatural sexual acts with a blood relative, a Class-5 felony in the Commonwealth of Virginia. His first court appearance occurred on Thursday, August 5. At that hearing, which was not televised or allowed to be filmed by the public, Mr. Chandler reportedly voiced his objection to the charges and informed the court: "I'm a big deal on the internet."

This assertion is technically correct. Since 2002, Mr. Chandler has served diverse internet communities as a "lolcow," or endless subject of mirth and pity/contempt. Endless hours of gratification have accrued to countless people, including many residents of Virginia such as Ethan Ralph, watching Mr. Chandler's antics unfold. It would be a shame, at this most lulzy moment of Mr. Chandler's life story, for the public to be deprived of a front row seat as he humiliates himself over the most embarrassing charges American law has to offer.

This petition therefore respectfully asks both the Hon. David M. Barredo and the Greene County Court to permit broadcast of all proceedings on this matter.

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