Elizabeth Ellis to be inducted into Guinness Book of Records

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To ‘The Guinness Book of Records’,

Elizabeth Ellis is a woman who has endured more than most. As you know, Cancer turns ones body into a fully fledged war zone. This bastard of a disease has attacked her body on several fronts over many years and yet, she refuses to be defeated. 

Her story is a long one, but she has endured it all with a solid foundation honesty and humour.

Liz has battled through several forms of treatment and when it comes to Chemotherapy, she truely outranks everyone, enduring 103 IV sessions over 420 tablets. This is double any other persons treatment. 

If Cancer is a War and Chemo was a rank in the Army, this makes Liz the four star General. She is the highest ranking official. 

The Guinness Book of Records contains some of the most insane and odd achievements made across the world. Some are exciting, some are amazing, some are morbid and some are just plain odd. But if someone can grow a toenail for a decade and find a place in The Guinness Book of Records, then why not a strong and brave wife, mother and friend who has endured the worst of the worst to survive. 

I believe this is an exceptional achievement by an exceptional woman. 

She has done her innings. She deserves anything she wants. She deserves to meet the Queen and have champagne fall from the sky and Beyoncé make a song just about her. 

So put her in the god damn book. 


Everyone who has ever had the pleasure of meeting and knowing four star General, Elizabeth Ellis.