Ladies, gentlemen and Attack helicopters. Recently there has been a push to get our favorite political pundit to grow a beard, unfortunately these pleas have gone unheard. That is why I a humble fan, have created this petition so that the people can together make their voices heard, Ben Shapiro needs a beard (a real beard).

Mr Shapiro the Destroyer of Feelings, Father of Facts and Drinker of Liberal Tears has had a long fulfilling career of absolutely obliterating libtards with facts and logic, however as he gloriously strips people of their will to live there was something missing, something we couldn't put our finger on until now.

From the beginning of his time as a public figure, Mr Shapiro has always been clean shaven, never once did has he sported a glorious and magnificent beard, he has in fact always had a demeanor similar to that of a baby.

There are many benefits to having a beard as i will list them below:

1. A beard would mean a fresh new look for Mr.Shapiro one can imagine it being the next phase of his journey an upgrade so to speak.

2. It would make Mr.Shapiro seem more intimidating as he undoubtedly destroys his opponents in debates.

3. His wife would most likely love the beard.

4. A beard would make Mr.Shapiro seem more masculine and therefore further differentiate him from the weak and pathetic soy filled lads he opposes.

5. A beard is a symbol of the traditional family man, it is the embodiment of masculine values and we all know who's gonna get offended by those.

6. Mr.Shapiro growing a beard would create noise throughout the political sphere, articles by sub par outlets are bound to pop up and that my friends would be something to be hold, as libtards try and find as many ways as possible to be offended by Mr.Shapiro sporting a new and rugged look.

7. Jordan Peterson had a beard now we wouldn't want Mr.Shapiro to miss out on the fun would we?

8. Mr.Shapiro can then tease Micheal Knowles for not having a beard.

9. It'll look bad-ass.

These reasons are among many more supporting the fact that Ben Shapiro should get a beard. So please guys sign the petition and share it amongst your family and friends so that Mr.Shapiro actually sees this and the overwhelming demand for him to grow a beard.