Today international 'terrorism' expert Steven Emerson astoundingly revealed to Fox News the literally incredible information that, 'in Britain, it's not just no-go zones - there are actual cities like Birmingham that are totally muslim, where non-muslims just simply don't go in'.

You can see him declaring the astonishing story on this petition's video link.

Most people in Britain had no idea that non-muslims no longer 'just simply go in' to Birmingham and other cities in the UK (Emerson did not yet state which other cities he is referring to). Birmingham had loads of non-muslims in the last time I was there, so this is a real shock.

We call upon the city of Birmingham and other non-specified British cities to once again allow non-muslims to roam their streets.

[edit: it's a shame to have to add this bit, because it spoils the joke a bit - but for the avoidance of doubt, this is a satirical petition. I know that Birmingham is a diverse city and that everyone is welcome there as in all other cities in the UK. Fox News' so-called 'expert' apparently does not]

[edit 2: if you want to sign a bona fide petition for Birmingham, see here: https://www.change.org/p/birmingham-city-council-please-reconsider-proposed-15-cut-to-birmingham-museums ]