The Chris Project (TCP)

Recent signers:
Jeremy Jawulski and 9 others have signed recently.

The Issue

We want victims of burger moggings to be actually addressed instead of being silenced and persecuted. Burger mogging is when someone's burger is way better than yours or they have a better bite to burger ratio than you. This is a deadly and serious act of offense and it can take control of very vulnerable people who don't know how to burger mog themselves. There are plenty of victims of burger mogging around the world, yet, they all go unnoticed and unheard. This is awful because they are such a minoritized group and they are persecuted for them trying to give light of their stories, and to conform with the terms of getting burger mogged. They are not taken seriously, and there is no situations that are addressed within burger mogging, so they are left with hiding it, keeping it to themselves, they keep their pain within themselves, usually resulting in either life long anxiety or depression, or other worse mental health side affects.  About 10 million Americans per year are burger mogged, that's 200 times more than Americans die by suicide per year. 2/3 burger mog victims suffer with BHS (Burger Hand Syndrome). Burger hand syndrome is a mental disease where a person undergoes so much stress, their body starts to subconsciously make hand movements, similar to that of eating a burger. This could be compared to alien hand syndrome, as its most likely a variant of it. Other side effects of burger mogging include schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, depression, dissociative identity disorder, eating disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, borderline personality disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, and anger issues. 13% of most Europeans also suffer from this disorder. By signing this petition, you are drawing light to this injustice. You are accepting and understanding the real hardships that the burger mogged victims go through, and that burger mogging is a serious and awful offense. Be the real hero's, sign today.

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Recent signers:
Jeremy Jawulski and 9 others have signed recently.

The Issue

We want victims of burger moggings to be actually addressed instead of being silenced and persecuted. Burger mogging is when someone's burger is way better than yours or they have a better bite to burger ratio than you. This is a deadly and serious act of offense and it can take control of very vulnerable people who don't know how to burger mog themselves. There are plenty of victims of burger mogging around the world, yet, they all go unnoticed and unheard. This is awful because they are such a minoritized group and they are persecuted for them trying to give light of their stories, and to conform with the terms of getting burger mogged. They are not taken seriously, and there is no situations that are addressed within burger mogging, so they are left with hiding it, keeping it to themselves, they keep their pain within themselves, usually resulting in either life long anxiety or depression, or other worse mental health side affects.  About 10 million Americans per year are burger mogged, that's 200 times more than Americans die by suicide per year. 2/3 burger mog victims suffer with BHS (Burger Hand Syndrome). Burger hand syndrome is a mental disease where a person undergoes so much stress, their body starts to subconsciously make hand movements, similar to that of eating a burger. This could be compared to alien hand syndrome, as its most likely a variant of it. Other side effects of burger mogging include schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, depression, dissociative identity disorder, eating disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, borderline personality disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, and anger issues. 13% of most Europeans also suffer from this disorder. By signing this petition, you are drawing light to this injustice. You are accepting and understanding the real hardships that the burger mogged victims go through, and that burger mogging is a serious and awful offense. Be the real hero's, sign today.

The Decision Makers

Chris Kempczinski
Chris Kempczinski
CEO of Mcdonalds
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Petition created on March 14, 2026