The McDonalds corporation has recently increased the price of their thick shakes, if McDonalds is to increase prices, this raises the possibility of the large frozen coke recipe to be increased in price as well.

This is unacceptable.

To permit the frozen coke to be available for anything more than a dollar is a horrific act that must not be permissible. In order to safeguard a future for our frozen cokes, we must act now. Nationalise the frozen coke recipe so all Australians may eternally access it, and so it shall not be removed from our $1 grasps.

If it ever is to exceed $1 in production, government subsidies are a necessity in order to prevent civil war and massive social upheaval.