Today when I was with Julian I realized that he doesn’t have an outfit where he is shirtless. I thought it was a bug at first but then I realized… JULIAN DOESN’T HAVE AN OUTFIT WHERE HE’S SHIRTLESS!?

Preopostorous! This sexy man should have a shirtless outfit because if we can have Nadia booty, WHY CAN’T WE HAVE JULIAN BE SHIRTLESS? If this petition succeeds and makes it through the supreme court or whatever, I will create another one to address the issue of making an Offical Julian Protection Squad because the man SHOULD BE APPRECIATED BEST