How many people do you know that are now not in work because of COVID-19? Effectively everyone. Those who are still in work are able to avoid this problem, the lucky f-ers. 

My change I want to see is the government pass a law to allow all men who are stuck in, at no fault of their own might I add, to be able to avoid having to do chores and diy jobs around the house. It has come to my attention that there are hundreds, if not, thousands of helpless men in the UK alone that are stricken down by this problem. Their misses is telling them, "you MUST take the bins out", "you can take this time to put my shelves up", "make sure you cut the grass today". 

As men, we NEED to put a stop to this. This time of should be our time to do nothing and be aloud to to kick the ball about the garden. We should be aloud to play on our PlayStation. We should be aloud to have a can at 10am if we want to. 

So I'm asking all men, young, old, rich, poor, short, tall, fat, thin. Please, please, please sign this petition. Together we can STAY AT HOME, PROTECT OUR MENTAL HEALTH AND SAVE LIVES.

It's what Boris would want!