Global Domination for Texas

Global Domination for Texas

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Aiden Barnard started this petition to Texas

Texas Global Domination Master Plan:

Ok this might be a stretch but hear me out. First phase 2 (Don’t question why phase one starts first, if that happened bad things would start) starts and we divide California or as I like to call it, Tri-fornia. We turn it into a tri state area composed of Baja California, Cali, and Fornia. By that time the U.S will be 51 states. And nobody likes odd numbers, but if we had Texas secede first there would be a time where we have 49 states which is such a bad number wars would start, jobs would be lost, the Great Depression would respawn and be known as the Greater Depression. Things would be terrible, the black ages if you will. Luckily that’s not going to be the case. Anyways, we revert the U.S back to the Classic 50 states by combining North and South Dakota into Megacoda. Genius right?! This leads me into phase ONE. Texas secedes from the United States. In phase One: part two we rename Texas to The United Cowboys of Texas. Things would be great, people would rejoice, world peace would finally happen. Before the third wave we wait for things to settle down. Then when nobody expects it we slowly dilate Texas by 1.5, like what we did in Honors Geo. We do this slowly and by the time people figure out that The United Cowboys of Texas has tripled in size we’ll have an army of millions of people. We would easily take on and defeat the U.S. Now we acquire the U.S as extra territory. Then Mexico. Then the AMERICAS. The United Cowboys of Texas will be unstoppable!!! We eventually will even convert to Spanish. You know what at this point PHASE 4 will be created. We go for GLOBAL DOMINATION! Once we colonize the world, and we will, there will be nothing but TEXAS!!!!! As my last and final act. We rename Earth as The lone Star Planet of Texas!

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