This petition is part of some experiment to at least have statistics that is most important to it made public, or show that they exist.

If they don't exist, that's the point of it.

The Roast Game is very much relevant in this petition, because if you can't account for the centerpiece (ham or turkey), then you can't possibly account for the entire plate.

It has to count as legitimate data, if not, the point of the petition still stands. 

This is aimed at The United States Department of Agriculture, The National Turkey Federation, and The National Pork Board, for them to release the data (if they exist at all).