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Tie Bono to a fecking kite

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Bono, he's a problem we want to solve, am I right?

There's some windy bollocks happening.  The wanker already gave us a clue with Kite didn't he?  Look at the pic of him there, being a hairy bollock attached to a kite.  Well, who are we to argue?

So, tie the Bono to a kite.  Stick him out in Ophelia.  He'll feck off.  We'll be happier.

Who's to say where the wind will take you?  I don't fecking care as long as it is the feck away from me.

Is there much more to it than that?

The fecker can't be putting shite music on my phone if he's floating over the Atlantic on a kite now, can he?

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