Take the Dab out of Splatoon 3!

The Issue

You probably looked at the picture above and thought “why did you photoshop this” but this is no photoshop, this is a real emote in Splatoon 3 for Nintendo Switch. I have no problem with them adding emotes, just as long as it doesn't feel like I’m playing Fortnite, but the Dab is cringe, it died back in 2016, that was 6 YEARS AGO! I don’t understand why adults are always so late to adding trends that kids enjoy, Sonic (released in 2020) and Sonic 2 (released in 2022) both contain Sonic flossing (the cringe Fortnite dance) Same with popular Disney children's show Bluey, which contains an ENTIRE EPISODE DEDICATED TO FLOSSING. This is why they need to remove the dab emote, Nintendo is a great game company, and everyone was so excited watching the Splatoon 3 Direct on Aug 10th 2022, but as soon as they saw the inkling dabbing, their entire mood changed, you can watch any reaction video on YouTube, and you will see that everyone was happy and enjoying the direct, then the dabbing inkling came on screen, and everyone let out a sigh of disapproval and disappointment.

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The Issue

You probably looked at the picture above and thought “why did you photoshop this” but this is no photoshop, this is a real emote in Splatoon 3 for Nintendo Switch. I have no problem with them adding emotes, just as long as it doesn't feel like I’m playing Fortnite, but the Dab is cringe, it died back in 2016, that was 6 YEARS AGO! I don’t understand why adults are always so late to adding trends that kids enjoy, Sonic (released in 2020) and Sonic 2 (released in 2022) both contain Sonic flossing (the cringe Fortnite dance) Same with popular Disney children's show Bluey, which contains an ENTIRE EPISODE DEDICATED TO FLOSSING. This is why they need to remove the dab emote, Nintendo is a great game company, and everyone was so excited watching the Splatoon 3 Direct on Aug 10th 2022, but as soon as they saw the inkling dabbing, their entire mood changed, you can watch any reaction video on YouTube, and you will see that everyone was happy and enjoying the direct, then the dabbing inkling came on screen, and everyone let out a sigh of disapproval and disappointment.

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Petition created on August 11, 2022