You're at a major league baseball game during the 7th inning stretch (I know about baseball) and a hot person comes out with a gun to shoot a t-shirt in your general direction. You yawn because you've seen this a thousand times. T-shirts? Pffft. Those are for babies. You whisper into the roaring crowd, "I want dairy." And you think no one hears you, but you know what? *I* hear you, and I'm here for you. This petition is for you, for everyone who really likes sour cream and baseball. Together we can probably, I don't know, call Taco Bell and ask if they have those sour cream guns for sale? As a start?