

Put restrictions on the sun and summer


Put restrictions on the sun and summer
The Issue
Every year its the same dreaded experience. The big orange self-centered asshole in the sky acts as though we have forgotten it is the center of the universe. Yes Sun, we know your there, how can we miss it. But every year come May, you like to brag about how much you can shine. Then you shine SHINE SHINE for the next 5 6 months. !! ��
"Researchers found that students without air conditioning demonstrated about a 13% longer reaction time on cognitive tests compared with students who had AC. Not only were the students who had air conditioning faster in their responses, they were also more accurate." Why are we putting up with this? And the past couple of years, just when you think summer is finally over, it overstays its visit, using up our precious resources like the selfish asshole it is . Lets fight back and tell the sun that we have had it ! GTFO and let Mr Winter come early. No more smelling your neighbors ballsack as soon as you pull in the driveway, no more corruption with the police department having people confuse red lights with green as you shine your shitty rays in their eyes!! ( Yeah, weve seen the complaints and we have been onto you for a minute in regards to that scandal. ) Tell the sun no more! Tell the president to take action and put regulations on how long this selfish asshole is allowed to shine and if he doesnt comply, slice that MO&&*^%$ in half and drill that sh** for oil!!! We the people have had it !!

The Issue
Every year its the same dreaded experience. The big orange self-centered asshole in the sky acts as though we have forgotten it is the center of the universe. Yes Sun, we know your there, how can we miss it. But every year come May, you like to brag about how much you can shine. Then you shine SHINE SHINE for the next 5 6 months. !! ��
"Researchers found that students without air conditioning demonstrated about a 13% longer reaction time on cognitive tests compared with students who had AC. Not only were the students who had air conditioning faster in their responses, they were also more accurate." Why are we putting up with this? And the past couple of years, just when you think summer is finally over, it overstays its visit, using up our precious resources like the selfish asshole it is . Lets fight back and tell the sun that we have had it ! GTFO and let Mr Winter come early. No more smelling your neighbors ballsack as soon as you pull in the driveway, no more corruption with the police department having people confuse red lights with green as you shine your shitty rays in their eyes!! ( Yeah, weve seen the complaints and we have been onto you for a minute in regards to that scandal. ) Tell the sun no more! Tell the president to take action and put regulations on how long this selfish asshole is allowed to shine and if he doesnt comply, slice that MO&&*^%$ in half and drill that sh** for oil!!! We the people have had it !!

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Petition created on August 6, 2018