We've lived in tyranny for too long. 

For too long, Subway restaurants have ignored the people, their pleas to have their middling quality submarine sandwiches topped with the subtle, sublime taste of red wine vinaigrette, ignored.

This has to stop.

Truly the condiment of the intellectual, it's reserved but impactful flavor subtly compliments the rest of the composition of the sandwich, enhancing and bringing out the salts and spices of the rest of the ingredients, without being overpowering and ruining the texture of the overall sub, unlike that garbage mayonnaise. I still remember a time when I could go into the sandwich shop in question and partake in its greatness. 

BUT NO LONGER! Whether due to some sinister scheme from Subway Corporate, or just plain ignorance from these so called "Sandwich Artists" every request for Red Wine Vinaigrette is instead met with oil and vinegar. 

Oil. And vinegar. 

IT'S NOT THE SAME THING SUBWAY. YOU WANT ME TO EAT FRESH? WELL I'M FRESH OUTTA FUCKING PATIENCE WITH YOUR HARD OF HEARING STAFF. GET THIS SHIT SOLVED. 

 Thank you.