Folks, it is time we address a serious problem within society. Subway, in a shortsighted move, has discontinued the Seafood Sensation.

This glorious mix of imitation seafood and crab meat slathered in mayo and topped with your choice of toppings was a staple of my formative years. Cold Cut Combo? Meh. Italian BMT? OK from time to time. Steak and cheese? Pretty good.

But I digress.

Seafood Sensation? Culinary genius. That sumptuous combination of processed crab and Seafood is the epitome of sandwich comfort. To know that such a thing existed and was intentionally tossed to the scrap heap of fast food menu items of yore is a crime which we must address. A classic along the lines of the Big Mac, Whopper and original Hardee's Monster Burger.

It is entirely within the capability of the Subway Corporation to right this egregious wrong. We must rise up to make our voices heard.

We. Demand. The. Return. Of. The. Seafood. SENSATION. We will march in streets. We will petition our elected officials.

Hunger strikes. Civil disobedience. Social media posturing. Politely asking about it every time we order at Subway.

NOTHING IS OFF THE TABLE.

So please. Bring it back. Don't make us be unreasonable.