Have you ever woken up one morning to find yourself banned from BTZ's 'OFM Empire' group, with no explanation why? You feel the glare of condescending, accusatory eyes upon you, the hurtful sense of injustice, of unfair persecution. You hear Themis' hammer slam down with a wicked crash, in the scrawny hands of some corrupt judge (IGN, Head-Mod), sealing your fate as an exile, irregardless of your innocence or guilt. The decision is final. The cell door slammed shut, and the key thrown away for good.

As with Josef in Kafka's 'The Trial,' the abstract law you have supposedly disobeyed is unknown, never explained, and as with Meursault in Camus' 'The Stranger,' you face such grave, inhumane punishment it is simply too overbearing to internalise or accept. Your only recourse is to stare dejectedly at BTZ's profile picture, and pray for vengeance or retribution from a just God above - I have lost count of the nights spent like this.

But with this petition, starting today, we can fight back against the injustice. Provide your signature and cease to be an exile, forever-wandering the barren wasteland of OFM Telegram. This document will show BTZ and his team of hall monitors, reddit mods, and felons just how much popular support there is within the OFM community for change. They may reply from their ivory towers "We built this group, we own it, and we can do as we please without any constraints on our powers." I would respond, "Yes good sirs, you have provided the industry with a great service, but what would your groups be without us, the people? Your Telegram titles do not intimidate us. Our loyalty is not unconditional. Please do not mistake us for mindless slaves!" To which BTZ would probably respond, "How the fuck did you get into my house? Fucking get out now or I am calling the police." 

Here are our five demands:

1. An end to unfair removals from all BTZ-owned groups. If a member is removed, he MUST receive a message detailing the exact reason(s) for his removal.

2. If the accused does not accept his punishment, or proclaims his innocence, he is entitled to a trial by jury, held on Telegram. The jury will be constituted by five random members of the chat. If a member of the chat is called upon for jury service, and declines or misses the trial, he is charged with treason and reported to local authorities (also doxxed if possible). 

3. If the accused beats his charges and is allowed back in chat, his legal fees are reimbursed by BTZ. 

4. If the accused disagrees with his sentence, but does not wish to go to trial, he is allowed to challenge BTZ, DNK, or IGN to a duel, which will conclude when either party is killed or rendered mentally incapacitated. Costs for duel arrangement are borne by the accused. 

5. As chief reformer and architect of this petition, Dondon (@Dondon243 on Telegram) demands immunity for life for himself and his family, including extended family up to cousins-once-removed. He also demands an admin title in the 'OFM Empire' chat as 'Dondon,' and a face-to-face meeting with BTZ. All expenses for this meeting should be borne by BTZ. 

This is all. Make sure you are on the right side of history. If not now, when? If not you, who? 

“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” 

- Dondon243