Have you ever been kept awake at night by the incessant slurping of milk in the sacred precincts of the Vatican City? Every Sunday, after 10pm, people gather at their windows, milk glasses in hand, disrupting the tranquillity with their bizarre ritual. This has deeply affected my personal sense of peace and disrupted my spiritual reflection time. For someone dealing with what I fondly term as 'the pope's Milk Issue', this is more than a mere annoyance – it's become a source of profound unrest.

The Vatican is a place revered worldwide for its silence and solemnity, especially during the late-night hours when the city should be quiet and reflective. However, the enjoyment of milk in front of windows during this time undermines these values. This is not only an unusual exercise but an outright disruption of peace and quiet expected in such a holy setting.

It's time we protect the sanctity of the Vatican's night-time atmosphere. I propose that a regulation be put in place to discourage this behaviour. Such a measure could involve a community agreement or even signage promoting silence and respect during these late hours.

Imagine a serene Sunday night, where the only sounds are the rustling of leaves and the distant hum of wind caressing the ancient stones of this beautiful city-state. A place where one can find solace in meditation without the disturbance of milk slurping.

Join me in preserving the integrity and sacredness of the Vatican on Sunday nights. Let us call upon the Vatican City authorities to enact a simple yet effective ordinance to ensure that all residents and visitors respect the tranquility deserved by this cherished location.

Please add your signature to affirm our collective desire to maintain the peace and sanctity of our beloved Vatican evenings. Together, we can bring back the quiet reflection time that is so vital to many and stop milk drinkers from taking over our city.