After listening to the most recent features on UY Scuti by Young Thug, blood suddenly began to gush out of my ears. I was horrified…I was rushed to the hospital where I quickly received medical treatment, followed by a diagnosis. I had ear cancer. That’s when I realized, my ears have an intolerance for shitty repetitive features of the same few rappers. This includes but is not limited to the following: Travis Scott, 21 Savage, Lil Baby, Sexxy Red, Ty Dolla Sign, and Don Toliver. These artists have been on mainstream rap albums far too much and it must be dealt with immediately. We have to STOP THIS GOVERNMENT MANDATED ENTOURAGE OF QUANTITY > QUALITY FEATURES! Join me in curing ear cancer around the world.