Steven, please, nobody wants this. Your friends don't want it. Your fans don't want it. We don't know much about your personal life, but we're guessing your loving caring wife doesn't want it. Shave your stache, please for the love of God, Steven, shave it. Please, Steven, please. 

As a fan of your content, this obviously entitles us to randomly give you strict business advice, that is already known (obviously). So if not for your business, Steven Suptic, please shave your stache for the moral good of this country.

I love you.

- All Of Us