In a recent convention update, BABSCon announced that Horse News's token drunken Mexican, Chelis, was to be a community guest, as well as a bunch of other people nobody cares about. We, the Australian minority of the brony fandom, are appalled by this decision, and demand that he is immediately replaced with Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee for the sake of diversity.

Michael Dundee is a national Australian hero, who is known famously for surviving a crocodile attack that resulted in his leg being bitten off, then managed to hack the hundred mile journey back to civilization. The stories of his escapades have been featured in publications such as the New York Times and Jugs. Himself being heavily involved in the Australian minority of the fandom, he would make a perfect addition to the community guest list.

We also request a moment of silence be held at the opening ceremonies in Steve Irwin's honor.