Anyone who is a part of the beloved Stanford shitposting community understands how important Ivan is to the community. This isn't the first time SMFET has banned Ivan without notice or reason. Some believe that the oppressive regime worries that Ivan's memes are too dank. Here at Stanford, we believe that intellectual vitality thrives when the wind of freedom blows. This applies to research, debate, and most importantly, dank memes. The people demand answers, and the people demand the quick return of Ivan.