Change Sonia Nevermind's official English name to Princess Poon


Change Sonia Nevermind's official English name to Princess Poon
The Issue
This petition is to encourage Spike Chunsoft, in all future releases of Danganronpa games, animations, novels, or other media, to change the Sonia Nevermind's official English name to Princess Poon.
If the full name Sonia Nevermind is included in any future media, a boycott is to be called; every new game, anime, or other digital media is to be distributed illegally and free from untrackable sources instead of purchased by licensed distributors.
Sign this petition to make a difference in the world. We're aiming for 5000 signatures. It would be a tremendous help if you would share this in any social media communities that may be interested in anime or Danganronpa. We want our voices heard!
Below is a short free-verse poem composed completely by yours truly. If you even need more reason to sign this petition, please give it a look.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy peasant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Arcane Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on hyperdimensional beings and I have over 666 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top animal handler in the entire Novoselic armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this island, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to a princess over the Internet? Think again, filthy serf. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the universe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mortal. The sorcerous storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, boor. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over six hundred sixty six ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in zoological warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the San Diego Zoo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of the reaches of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn commoner. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bottomfeeder.
The Issue
This petition is to encourage Spike Chunsoft, in all future releases of Danganronpa games, animations, novels, or other media, to change the Sonia Nevermind's official English name to Princess Poon.
If the full name Sonia Nevermind is included in any future media, a boycott is to be called; every new game, anime, or other digital media is to be distributed illegally and free from untrackable sources instead of purchased by licensed distributors.
Sign this petition to make a difference in the world. We're aiming for 5000 signatures. It would be a tremendous help if you would share this in any social media communities that may be interested in anime or Danganronpa. We want our voices heard!
Below is a short free-verse poem composed completely by yours truly. If you even need more reason to sign this petition, please give it a look.
~
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy peasant? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Arcane Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on hyperdimensional beings and I have over 666 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top animal handler in the entire Novoselic armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this island, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to a princess over the Internet? Think again, filthy serf. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the universe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mortal. The sorcerous storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, boor. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over six hundred sixty six ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in zoological warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the San Diego Zoo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of the reaches of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn commoner. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bottomfeeder.
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Petition created on February 7, 2017