Save us from the giant spaghetti monster - the CIA is talking to it every day and it wants to turn us all into spaghetti - tell the CIA to stop this outrage

We need to be able to grow spaghetti on Italian spaghetti plantations without the risk of us all turning into spaghetti

See video here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEqp0x6ajGE

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