Why did they take it away in the first place? A cover up perhaps? What isn't the government telling us? My inside informant tells me that Skittles Bubble Gum Xtreme was so good that the government broke into Skittles Inc. and forced a cease on all production, confiscating the recipe. Now they make it for themselves, never able to replicate the formula just right though. We need to bring it back.

Since they took it away from us, the world has seen nothing but peril. Hurricanes destroying hundreds of homes, our favorite celebrities being accused of sexual misconduct, my dog ran into a glass door he couldn't see, mass hysteria, etc. Now can I prove these things are related? No, but can you prove they're not?