This petition is of paramount importance. I strongly believe it is one of the most important petitions on this site.

My fellow viewers, we are being bored to death! This is an unacceptable abuse of Showtime's privileges and an egregious violation of our constitutional right to not have our eyes and ears repeatedly penetrated by Showtime's massive ego.

Brody's storylline (and bald head) is lamer than a racehorse with four broken legs now, but his family (particularly the abomination of a face that is Dana) is an infectious disease that will wipe out all of humanity's ability to reason.

From the words of Billy Madison: 

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Please help to save humanity from the horrors of a world without reason, rational thought, or creativity. Sign this petition and together we can save the world (also, cookies should be delivered to all who were forced to watch the past 4 episodes of Homeland).